i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
he built a boat made of joints. holyyy shit
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
Priorities: waking up on your doorstep desperately clutching half a meatball marinara but with no sign of your keys, purse or housemate. Where are you?!
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
She did my hair, then ate me out. Switching teams was an awesome decision.
i got a standing ovation for bringing skittles to the party
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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