she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
So i think we're being coned into a threesome with the promise of pokemon
I don't remember what your face looks like..
I don't remember your face either, just your dick.
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There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
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You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
I'm covered in European cum. How's your day going?
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
i need some food
Holy shit I forgot about you stabbing him.
We were too tired to finish having sex so we just stopped to eat the cheesecake and passed out. I didn't mind
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