yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
I'm starting to think you fell asleep on your kitchen floor pantless with salsa spilt around you
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
My blue shorts are now brown from all the stripper fake tan
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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