Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
i just picked a peanut m&m up off the floor. with my toes. and then proceeded to eat it.
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
Wow, So this kid just walked into class, yak'd on his lab partner then runs out. Class is now cancelled. I gotta find this kid and Thank him.
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I actively tried geting in the guy's pants and ended up in the girl's. I'm bad at this whole straight while drunk thing.
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
Yo. What's your name again? You put "don't tell your landlord" as your name lol
he looks like the poster child for myspace how the hell does he have other hoes?
yeah we're all naked, and I think we just shaved Chad.
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