I never want to see another naked old woman again.
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
I'm scared. I feel like she's my mom and she just walked in on me having sex. Like she's "disappointed"
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
The only person I have to bring is crazy hospital guy
HE'S NOT INVITED!!!
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
Do you think the police would frown on me opening a psych drug pharmacy on the side? Just to dispose of my drugs without polluting the water supply! It is for the animals!
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
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