plz talk dirty to me
I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
My cat gives me a boner
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
The office pool is up to $500 if you take a shit in Frank's desk drawer. Time to change the unpaid internship into a cash cow.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
I mean, I bought pot and shampoo before I ran out. I think I can adult.
She stopped me mid sex to ask if she could finish my ramen, I've found the one.
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
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