i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
i hit her car. ill just send her a farmville gift in the morning. then it'll be alright.
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
It was his birthday and he drunkenly offered me Portillo's and diamonds in exchange for a snap chat of my boobs. Even sober it seemed like a good idea at 3 in the morning.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I think my nap took me to another dimension
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
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