I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
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Just had perfomance review. I was told the best example of my integrity was when I told my boss I was going to fail the random drug test due to my weekend coke binge. She said that took a lot of character.
Peeing in public by noon, this is not a good indicator for the day.
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
doing an easter egg hunt in a liquor store right now. i feel so adult
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
And then you refused to pee in anything but a sink
He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
Who the fuck watches Jessica jones and thinks I need to call a past fling?
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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