nothing can go wrong this weekend. $1500 to spend. i have options for hookups every night. my backup plans have backup plans
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
So I'm at planned parenthood and there are 5 people here from Friday's party.
So they discontinued the hummer... Now people will have to go door to door to let others know they're assholes
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the crazy preacher outside Willard just began a monologue that began with "when i look at a vagina." We should stop by there more often
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
It was a legit night tell he threw a snowball in the bar, thats when I knew it was time to go to the next bar.
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She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
I promise not to drug you or anything. Please come to my birthday party.
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
He asked me if I've ever had my ass ate and there was no polite way to say yeah your brother's pretty in to that 😂 I went with "no"
why does every cop we meet know your name?
Its safe now. But... Nobody should sleep on my bed tonight.
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