what age do we have to be before we can stop fucking guys on the first date?
What I'm saying is Afghanistan is America's sexually contracted disease.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
and yes, the jail cell in Citi Field does have a big Mets symbol in it
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My cleaning lady just walked in the kitchen and i had a hardcore boner. I dont know what awkward is anymore
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
I just opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a tube of mascara. Get on my level
She just said, "are my livers going to die?"
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
These 25 Women First Experienced Sexual Harassment At A Shocking Age
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
I HAVE TOO MICH DICK TALKING TO ME IDK WHAT TO DO.