Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
just got my girl scout cookies. wanna get high?
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
I'm starting to blur the boundary between reasonable senioritis and self-destruction. Somewhat-openly hittin the flask in 11am class
I actually enjoy jerking off to her facebook more than I enjoy actually fucking her. Just something with our generation
i looked at my phone & had a message that said "tell your friend she needs to clean my livingroom, i dont appreciate her trying to turn it into a bubblebath." I give you probs.
She's chasing her own tail and is afraid of her own feet. My stoner cat, ladies and gentlemen.
It is clearly not my fault that you decided studying was more important than trying to bang our hot teacher for an A, so I seized the opportunity.
HE WAS SUPPOSED TO BE THE TROPHY HUSBAND! I WAS GOING TO BE THE SUCCESSFUL ONE!
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
He caught a Pokemon on my head while I sucked him off. I think I need to marry him.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I'm touching everything in your apartment with my penis.
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