the bus pole looks like a man who feels guiltyty about something
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
dude, i think i am in a porno. I was working out at the hotel gym and some chick was doing yoga and a guy comes up and says "good, now i know your flexible" then they started making out. WTF?
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
he was grinding on you and dedicated the song "I'm in Love With a Stripper" to you then started taking his own clothes off
I spent ten minutes questioning her on what kind of cup she wanted... Then I asked what kind of water she wanted..
WOAH TOO HIGH
So hungover. I'm getting too old for trolloping around in disco shorts going shot for shot with well behaved underclassmen in an effort to lure them to the dark side of alcoholism and liver failure.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I spent the last 6 months operating under the assumption that I HADNT fucked a paramedic. I was wrong.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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