Bc you can definitely buy condoms if ur a 14 year old girl
I swear ... this hickey is a map to Amelia Earhart's whereabouts
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
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turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
I wasted my skinny years on you. The least you can do is high five me at the bar
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
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you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
After a long night of drunk sexting I have to the ninja roll at the front door to see who showed up.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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