I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
and thats how i got kicked in the balls by micky mouse
I just saw a girl walking home wearing a tshirt, boxers, and cowboy boots. Thanks for having the decency to drive me to my car.
I can't believe all I ate yesterday was half a turkey sandwich and 20 finger licks of exctasy.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
I no longer see him as a simple set of male genitalia attached to a very sexy body. The title "trophy fuck" seems wrong. Damn.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
The whorange rubbed off. His white shirt was so gross at the end of the night I told him to frame it.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
new low: I blocked him from seeing my snapchat story in hopes he will text me because he'll be afraid I'm dead or something
That’s true love. If they recognize a chocolate mold of your anus.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Randomize
