I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
I actually had to roll up my long sleeves to masturbate. I hate the winter
man i wonder what i would be like if i had never started smoking weed
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
My teachers should feel privileged to see me this morning, after the amount of alcohol I consumed last night.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
it's too soon in the relationship to think about him when i masturbate. so i think about his dad instead.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
you regret 100% of the tequila shots you do take. thats what gretzky meant to say
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
I think the blind guy i flirt with on a regular basis is starting to realize he's old enough to be my father. I can't tell if he's into it or not.
Is it weird that I only look up my ex on Twitter when I take a shit? May have conditioned myself to associate him with shit
i cant go to his party cause last time i pressed the red buttons on the wall and the fire alarm went off for 40 minutes, i'm not allowed back there
Randomize