Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
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I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
You're a disgrace to the female race and the love triangle and halloween.
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
I have fireworks and redbull; let's make heart attack inducing magic happen.
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dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
I'd help you out but I got Bacardi and Tequila poured down my snorkel last night and I'm still drunk
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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