Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he ate 15 dinner rolls and nothing else. then took a shit in the bathroom came out and blamed it on his dad. i wish i was 8.
he let me wear his jacket and there was a magnum and a bowl in his pocket ... I think im in love
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
Didn't get to fuck her. Had to leave abruptly through window. Explain later.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when i get back.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Is it bad that I don't ask for names anymore? Just added "gold-chain-wearing hotel guy" to my list under "minivan 3way" and "funny-tasting gym guy."
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
We had sex in the morning in pregnant lady position. Like fuck me like the hott piece of ass that I am, not your wife of 7 years.
Would you accept a fantastic blowjob as payment?
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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