All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
Had to have a serious talk with my liver and remind it that it is my birthday weekend and there are three more nights like last night ahead of us
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
Spent the entire ride home from downtown trying to convince designated dawgs to drop us off at waffle house instead of our apartment. i told them it was my house...they didn't buy it.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Really stoned me is having a very serious, intent conversation with my mom about egg rolls and koolaid flavors.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
well when I said that I would ride his face until he ran out of oxygen, that's when I knew I shouldn't be around beautiful people anymore.
Someone somewhere has a picture of me vomiting in a bus stop trash can while a drag queen held my hair for me.
Pride claims another victim
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