I love you
are you drunk
yes but I def love you, we should get married
But I'm Jewish
embrace Jesus
Grow some girl-balls and come out already
sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
In hindsight, trust falling your grandma was a bad idea. Sorry about that.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Mom called her a cunt. I think that's code for "don't bring her over ever again."
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
Alex I've come up with a new medical condition. dick depression. it's a real thing and I have it
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
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