no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
Plus you know he's just 2 semesters and 4 glasses of wine away from "experimenting" with some French major
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
Last night you found an onion ring in your fries and then you started singing "A Moment like this"
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
In the future, could you not call me 'bro' while we're having sex?
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
You were supposed to catch herpes, not feelings!!!
We were looking everywhere for you and I finally found you in the closet talking to a build a bear.. So I gave you and myself another drink
You ever have a fart follow you around?
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