There's a dildo in the cheerios box here...
How do 1 in 4 women misread a pregnancy test; how stupid are women?
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
The one wearing a viking helmet and holding a bottle of Smirnoff. She's laying on the floor of the tube singing "cant find my way home" . You can't miss her..
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
I take to many stalker pics of him. If he ever looks through my phone he'll never give me sex again :(
Being sober is boring. Tomorrow I'm def bringing wine and my vibrator to work. Might even booty call that hot guy on floor 5. Making the last week at this job legendary.
In all fairness that 65 year old man looked 23 in club lighting so you can fuck right off
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
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