imagine a blue Jetta with an ILLINOIS license plate that read JISLORD..... upon pondering it for 10minutes I came to the conclusion that J stood for JESUS and IF the license plate had enough room it would read "Jesus Is Lord"
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
I don't have the urge to be a home-wrecker with these two. I think I've grown, don't you?
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
My liver just had a heart attack.
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Do you always skip to "Baby Got Back" when fat girls show up at the bar?
IF I CANT STRIP TO SANTA BABY THEN WHY EVEN HAVE CHRISTMAS.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
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