Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
Come home. Im drunk and cutting my own hair. This is bad, i need you.
he asked me to have sex with him by saying 'take one for the team'. so no we didn't do it.
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
I should take him calling me "a freak of nature" after sex as a compliment, right??
Tonights theme there is the 7 deadly sins. Greed, envy, sloth, gluttony, sluttiness, fellatio and vodka.
3pm strippers are depressing
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
Just got my stitches out.. Now I can give a proper hand job
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I had to break it to her that she was not in fact behind the bushes when she peed on the church last night
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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