There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
That's when you crack a 10am beer
Any day that starts with a call from my ex-bf... crying... is a good day.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
Have u Seen that eharmony commercial where the guy goes " I don't know how I could love her anymore, but tomorrow I will'. Yeah that guy should kill himself
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
Just hit a cone using a lit sparkler. Tastes like I might die but it was magical.
I'll start choreographing the sperm rain dance now
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
Omg dude take a shower. You'll feel like god washed away all the sinful shit we did last night.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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