It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
were not allowed back there because i puked on the waitresses foot while trying to order another round. for myself.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
Shotgunned a beer while taking a bath.
I wish I could walk around this campus with a big stamp that says "Approved" and just stamp girls asses as they pass.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
Nope. He totaled my car then moved back to Louisiana to work things out with baby mama. I sure know how to pick em
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
It true. It written in the Bible.
Yes I remember that, right next to the passage where jesus said unto his disciples, pop molly, fuck bitches amen
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