help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
We all need desperate help. Maybe we should just become a group of people who walk around town and shit in peoples air vents
I'm down.
Apparently it costs $70 to clean vomit off the side of our apartment building.
all i wanted was to be slutty. now i'm meeting him for drinks tomorrow because he woke up before i had a chance to sneak out and was too polite to say no
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
Don't let her tell you any different. She licked the balls of my hamster for that $100. It was a group bet. She won.
the question is "speedos?" and the answer is "yes".
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Was there a Canadian at your party or did I dream that?
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
The only thing I remember from last night is being naked in his bed if that's not summer drinking at it's finest then I don't wanna live anymore
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I was standing in my mom's kitchen in only my neon green thong, eating pizza over the garbage can, and sobbing while he was yelling at me.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
Never in my life did I think i would give a blow job in the bathroom of my old elementary school. Twice.
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