I'm gonna start referring to my vag as my ladygarden
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
He told her, Don't talk. Just sit there so I can imagine that you have the kind of personality I wish you had.
I would ask why there is a chair tied to the door of the fridge.. but I am not sure anyone knows the answer.
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there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
Only you would have a vasectomy while you're awake and report on the soundtrack first
I know you're very busy with sleep and things, but when you wake up we need to talk about weirdly shaped penises.
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You're either getting fucked or a coupon to Friendly's. I haven't decided yet.
I woke up cuddling a ham. That's not a euphemism. I actually slept with an entire ham.
Chasing down vodka with apple juice and crying. Alone.
yeah i wanted to show him what i was missing, so i decided to send him a seductive picture, like the ones where the girls are eating strawberries and whipped cream. well i didn't have those, so i sent him a picture of myself naked eating a bagel
you woke me up at 1am last night high on cough syrup to tell me jay z was an idiot for cheating on beyonce
She ripped her shorts off and yelled "VAGINA TIME!"
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