I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Just bored and untired. I want to be in Austin. At college. Drinking someone elses alcohol. Am I asking too much of life?
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
this is the last time we take the mathletes drinking.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
He just turned 21, it's very obvious the end of their relationship is near. Now we play the waiting game.
He also informed us that it's rude to shove your tit in someone's mouth. Happy Monday.
We boned on a bench in a park, french people were walking by cheering us on. Totally acceptable
i mean i'm drinking free wine with lesbians and listening to sinead oconnor so i'm not sure who won that breakup
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
You know what else? He didn't even get to see my butt. And my butt is really cute. Car sex is awful.
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
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