could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
I think my mom's writing a book called how to fuck with your kids when you know they're high
i made two phi delts show me their dicks in less than 30 words! Take that twitter!
Real friends wouldn't let me shotgun a 4loko after already seeing me trying to eat a girl out through her jeans.
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I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
all i could think about while he was eating me out was how pretty his eyelashes were
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
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I've lost all respect for marriage since I joined this bachelor party.
There's a drag queen here that reminds me strongly of you. You should try crossdressing.
Woke up with your brother in my bed...where do you want me to return him?
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
His buddy came running in the room after we had sex, and started "sponging" the sweat off my forehead with his sport wristband.
The air tonight was full of shame when we saw each other.
Well if u wouldn't have had sex on the front porch last night I think that could have been avoided.
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