Not me. I think "beastiality" sounds pretty classy.
Don't EVER smell your tampon
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
speaking of graduation plans, i'm blacked out eating sausage
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
Fuck my life, there's a fry in my vagina.
i'm sad to say... seems like women around here set up their armageddon booty calls ahead of time. wanna fill all these condoms with tequila and head downtown???
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
I just know what's gonna happen. I mean. I shaved my legs up to shorts length. But I'm leaving the rest as a sort of makeshift caution tape.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
Remember earlier when I was excited about finding that birth control pill in my purse? Definitely acid.
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
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