All of his creepy stalker friends want you too
i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
just found a beer in my hamper. even my laundry is a dirty alcoholic.
I don't know what happened last night but I woke up this morning with "wolf pack" tattooed on my knuckles.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
$5 off purchases of eighths or more today only. Happy tax-free weekend. -Your consumer-minded pot dealer
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
Dude just bought the table 3 bottles of champaign and broke one on the floor as his "signature" and he makes me want this recession hit harder
so you 69ed him in the parking lot of your apartment
yah I won't allow him in my apartment
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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