i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
Just told the nurse I wouldn't get on the scale. Told her to write FAT.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Took his v-card last night. Yet another experience I didn't expect to have in my thirties.
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
Remember that time I got suspended in eighth grade, well it was like that but I was on acid and wearing goggles
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
To the woman who just heard me unscrew my flask in the Denny's women's bathroom at 10am: discretion isn't required but greatly appreciated.
Did you at least share?
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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