If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
The baby slept soo good last night. Its like he knows the importance of me being intoxicated all weekend.
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True as that may be, are you coming to the birth of my imaginary child or not?
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
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She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
You are the only person I know who has a fierce hatred for a five year old. Not even five year olds in general, yours is very specific
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
I slept with the Australian in the bathroom of a gay bar. What has my life become.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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