You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
A girl just told me I should smile because I was surrounded by hot girls. I told her that clearly beauty was in the eye of the beholder. And she slapped me!
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
he knocked over the vodka and juice...picks up the cup and says "yes", takes the last sip...doesnt even worry about the mess all over the floor and we continue having sex.
you really dont want me to drink and drive. you saw what i did to my face and that was only from walking
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
She's doing hand stands on the train as I type. Idk if I'm impressed it embarrassed. Or turned on.
We smoked a bowl, ate popcorn, and watched her lava lamp for an hour. it was a quality bonding experience
he knocked a glass of water onto my bed and then said that he should get to sleep on the dry side because he was "a guest"
Dont worry bro, i'll be the designated kayaker. I wouldnt want u to be drinking and kayaking.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Just participated in the saddest thing: Cheetos. Handjob. I have lost at life
The progression was banging a stripper banging an unemployed stripper banging a sexual entrepreneur quarantining with benefits totally fucking whipped. Get it right dude
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