If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
he brought me knee pads...is that sweet or weird?
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
Whenever there is a ShotSki involved, I have no excuse but to drink, right? It's like a rule.
The world isn't going to end because you slept with him!
... that would be easier though.
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
See, the Lortab wasn't working enough, so I thought "hey, vodka can speed that up! That's how science works!" Which probably should've been my indication that the Lortab was in fact working
I will have to bone him sometime between now and July so he will move all my shit again
Her tits are absolutely massive. Like ripleys believe it or not shit
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I fucked that choir dude last night. he had the most strangely musical moans. it was like a Sound Of Music porno.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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