hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
pics
no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
That bar is one yeast infection away from total annihilation.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Bitch, he is not your friend and this is not Bravo. Get in this car before you get smacked
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
She mentions her boyfriend one more time, I'm taking her home and breaking that shit up.
I just screamed IM THE CHUPACABRA and jumped on his dick. I need to evaluate my life choices.
He said he discovered the mysteries of the universe inside an orange... I want whatever he was on.
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
You called your ex, and talked to her for an hour about how you miss her, came back inside and asked the girl with the biggest tits if you could take a pic with your face in them and sent her the picture.
Oh. My. God. It is NOT okay to drink Johnny Walker when there is no Jameson. My skull is eating my brain.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
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