is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
Guess who is playing his new drum set when his roommate gets home to teach her a lesson about binge drinking to the point of being taken to the emergency room?
Yesterday was just the icing on the rejection cake that was my week
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
pretend your vagina is a choco taco and the guy is someone who really loves choco tacos. let him enjoy the choco taco.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
Still breathing?
Still breathing , but quite out of it. I think I hallucinated like 20 action sequences.
What.
He walked into the bar, took a deep sniff and said "this place is fertile and ready for my seed" then calmly walked to the service area
The cop said he like my hair today. Please explain all other interactions with law enforcement, k thanks
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
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