"Ever since I killed her kid she be actin' shady." Actual quote overheard at Marine World just now. Oh God.
then for some reason i googled "how much to buy a cannon"
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
I got a 69.7 in accounting. I have this whole doing the bare minimum down to a science
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They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
Just checked my recent transactions online. Between the hours of 1 and 3am on September 30th, I went to 7/11 4 times. Unacceptable.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
Is it possible to have pulled a muscle in my neck from passing out with my head in a bucket?
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I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Have you ever just woke up in the morning and felt pregnant
Let's be honest, I am pretty sketchy looking.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
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