Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass
Fuck appropriateness.
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
A guy on the street just growled at me and said damnnnn. Sometimes it scares me how attractive i am.
I love having a vagina, its like having the keys to a city
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
And apparently i asked another younger guy at the bar if he wanted his bud light pumped straight into his vag. As i put back an irish car bomb...
It wasn't even dirty talking, it was more like the soothing gentle nonsense noises you make when you've spooked a horse.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Dude I just realized i did a camper walk of shame in front of amish people. I should have asked for cheese and a home made pie to cover it up. Im just lost shopping in amish country nothing to see here
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
on one hand I spent like $120 last night..on the other that was the best sex of my life
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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