There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Fyi mom and I voted and you're the DD tonight, congratulations
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
I am a terrible person. This is almost as bad as when I was going to see my ex while my boyfriend was at that funeral.
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
Dude, this guy showed up with a 40 and stayed for two days. I want that lack of responsibility
Pretty sure when I woke up the next morning we were still fucking. It just didn't stop.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Nothing says hey I wanna be your friend again like ambushing me with a dick pic
I'm determined to sit on that face.
"fuck it, let's do moonshine" shouldn't be in ANYONE'S vocabulary.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He burst in the bathroom while I was peeing to hand me my beer I was looking for earlier tht night. And my pants were already down so I thought why not
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