i just told my boss to make it rain at camelot later...what is wrong with me?
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
I know I know. I considered playing it sober but after I typed out IS SHE A GENIE? I knew it was impossible to hide.
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Using a Nedi Pot after doing lines... at least I'm a health conscious drug user?
we found him. outside on the balcony, sitting on a bucket, with his pants off, swearing he was'nt taking a dump
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
He wrote me poetry. 12 hours after getting my number
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Perfect. And my grandma just called me and talked to me for eighteen minutes telling me that she was worried because of my Halloween costume that I'm not a Christian and that I'm not eating. Wtf.
The bong is packed and it's taco Tuesday come over
This medicine is making me nuts. I just woke up and I thought I was in a glass case with Asians staring at me.
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
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