It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
He left his own bachelor party to bring me weed. Then smoked with me. Tell me I'm not his favorite-ex-friends-with-benefits.
I know that was a dream because I woke up and there was no pizza
The hookers weren't a dream get tested
he had me stop mid-blow job to make me use my phone to id a song on the radio..
i wasnt really sure how to responde to that.
I'm gonna take off my shirt and spin it around my head like petey Pablo so u can find us
You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
I wanna get high and watch Shrek tonight...don't make me do it alone.
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
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