Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
He only talks to me during the summer and it's probably because I let him fuck me in my pool last year.
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
I shit myself when I came, don't have flu sex
So this is my life now? Laying in bed texting about Hulk penis?
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
GOD I WOULD STAB DANNY IN THE EYE WITH HIS OWN PENIS
.........That big, huh?
No. I would cut it off
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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