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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
ha. weirdest feeling ever. just wiped my ass with my non-dominant hand. (eating cheeseburger with right one)
Your grandmother is in heaven weeping.
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
Women Are Tweeting Photos Of Their Underwear To Support Rape Victim Whose Thong Was Cited During Trial
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
I have fiberglass splinters all over my hands and woke up with a sign that says PUMPKINS in my room.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
Please acknowledge the sock on the door. If not it will be rammed up your ass.
21 ‘Don’t Say It’ Tweets That Are Gonna Get Said Every Damn Time
If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
Yes I peed all over myself and lost both my credit cards, who wants to know?
Just took acid. Wish me luck.
I worked out twice today and you're dropping acid. My life sucks.
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.