I hate you but I'm not in hate with you
Well whatever you do have, it sure worked on me.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
he fucked me to the beat of the construction going on outside my house. i will never look at jackhammers the same ever again.
I'll be there. With Doritos and whisky. Don't expect much more.
You mAke me stone. Stone fuck fucking stoned. I'm an stoned you cuz now fucking stoned stoned fucking stoned I stone.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Im currently watching two girls making out. In the library. Hope your studying is going as good as mine is. Haha
Look, all I can tell ya is I want to drink wine out of a bottle while you eat me. It would be the most fantastic end to finals week. Maybe ever.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
WHY IS THERE A FUCKING DILDO IN PLACE OF MY GEAR SHIFTER IN MY CAR?