I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
When one is stoned and browsing online dating profiles all men sound like serial killers.
Guess what I'm doing tonight? Tacos and strip chess.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
no it was
but you compared your dick to a female disney character
I just borrowed porn from my middle aged mother. This is what desperate looks like.
what the fuck happend anyway? How did it go from smoothies after work to blacking out?
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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