so thats when we found her crawling hands and knees up first street singing hold me closer tony danza as loud as she could
did she say where she was going
apparently she thought she was on morton hill and was trying to go back to the bars
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
She goes outside, smokes 2 cigarettes, and insists on walking up the 7 flights of stairs so that her heart stays in shape. this woman is crazy.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Seeing the pictures of him and i, I'm giving whiskey the win on this one. Definitely had beer goggles.
The fuck-me-pumps were hot, the XL hoody kinda ruined it.
My friend wants your phone number so you can teach her how to take a beer bong. She saw you doing them last night and got jealous.
Just tell her to open her throat. I don't want to talk to anyone who is jealous of someone who woke up this morning with a cat in their shirt as a result of that glorious beer bonging skill.
I have no idea what those words in that order meant, but if you go to Florida send me pics of strippers
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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