used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Walked home this morning with my contacts in a shot glass.
First class.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Just got judged by the front desk clerk, 2 maids and a security guard at the Sheraton. I've decided to use this as a character building experience.
I'm getting shit face wasted, and I have to be up so early tomorrow. I am bad at smart.
Stalker pic that shit
He left, I think he got uncomfortable when I started singing 'oompah oompah doodley do, I have a special riddle for you'
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
So changing channels while she's on top is frowned upon. It's back to thinking about baseball again.
Also, let me tell you how embarrassing it is to match with someone who seemingly has their shit together at 4:45AM on a Thursday.
Well, I hope you're having fun. I'm just gonna lay here and wait for death - shouldn't be long now.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
And then he tried to convince me that he could wear a condom instead of pants to go out.
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
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