: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
drunk doesn't even begin to explain it. dude called him and said to bring you back because he'd already called dibs.
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
yup. cregs moms pubic hair is still glued to the celing
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
Pretty sure God shed a tear when I put 15 singles in the collection plate.
The beer-amid has reached five feet. Caitlyn has a taser. GTG
If a baby can come out of it, so can four raquetballs.
I talked to the pizza guy for 10 minutes about my truck, I don't even have a truck
My friend just got engaged and I'm setting vibrators on fire.
Your life rocks...
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
What?? I could've slept with an ordained minister!
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
