it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
so i woke up on my toliet naked backwards. good night.
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
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I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Speaking of morons, I just found half a Subway sandwich in the bathroom drawer You or your brother?
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
You can come over, sure. But I'll be watching college hockey during the blow job.
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My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
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