Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Sharknado 3 is going to bring us to alcoghol poisonign
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
The fuck kind of sorcerer makes a pact with tequila
Most of the people I know from AA
Haha touché
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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