Let's make love on the newspapers that declare financial doomsday
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
That shot was terrible
You were like one of those guys at carnivals that spit out fire..... Except it was throw up
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
Status: mom bitching about grandma not shutting the fuck up, while not shutting the fuck up. Dear Jesus give me strength or more bourbon.
All that stuff they told us in middle school about drugs being easy to find was a bullshit lie.
Drunk text the hot guy two doors down confessing my love for him.... He gave me a thank you card today.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
My lack of taco bell is hindering me from seeing the good part of that situation
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