Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
is it trashy that while he was throwing up in the bathroom, i was hooking up with his childhood best friend?
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
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I should be nowhere even remotely near facebook in this condition.
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
I came in your room, you looked at me and said "I fucked up" and then some kid showed up and took you to the hospital
Just walked into the bar to find a guy in a Boba Fett helmet leaning casually against the wall, texting. This night just got real.
I JUST ATE A STRANGE BURRITO, I SHOULD NOT BE EXPECTED TO KNOW ANYTHING RIGHT NOW.
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I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
40s are totally the cure
Yeah she let me pull the goalie and wear my USA flag like a cape since it was the first day of the world cup
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
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