Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
I want someone to please me without me having to show him steps 1 through 5
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
And now thanks to shrooms we all got a terrifying glimpse of what goes on in his head. I will not say I didn't see it coming when it turns out he made a suit out of people's skin
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
I air guitared a man's prosthetic leg on the bar to Bruce Springsteen. That's how it's going
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I think my biggest regret in life is not banging you in the science museum
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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